Iñigo Ortega Martínez

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Filmen Iritziak ingelesez edo hizkuntza originalean egiten ditut bakarrik

Death on the Nile (2022)

7.0

2022-03-08

Wow, such a nice story. White people killing each other and only surviving homosexuals and dark-skinned people. Completely unexpected.

Nah. I successfully predicted who was not gonna die even before watching the movie. I only missed the 2 lesbians and the old white woman. I don't understand why they didn't kill the old woman. I guess she was too busy paiting. I also successfully predicted who were going to be the 2 killers. That was so easy... I even predicted who was going to be the mastermind of the plan. Of course, her. I didn't expect her to kill his beloved and herself, but well, whatever, less white people alive. I'm good with that.

Hey. A completely regular and respectable prediction based on current film trends. Not my bad. I guess it would be easier to make me fail my predictions if white hetero people were less times malicious and more times non-hetero or non-white people. Well whatever, just unlucky me for this hateful ability of mine for remembering what tends to happen on films nowadays. Damned me!. I guess I will just have to switch off my brain next time.

Non remembering mode: The film is really nice.

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